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The Cottonelle Puppies Through the Years (VIDEO)

by Jane Boursaw, posted Jun 21st 2010 1:30PM
Cottonelle Puppy CommercialsIs there anything cuter than puppies? I think not, and that's probably why Cottonelle chose to use puppies in their toilet paper commercials. Let's face it, when you're talking about toilet paper, it's best to distract us as much as possible from the product's actual use.

I've rounded up a few of my favorite Cottonelle puppy ads through the years, but I didn't realize until our own Joel Keller pointed it out that the voice of the puppy is actually Zach Braff from 'Scrubs'!

Watch the videos after the jump.

Science Lab. Here's one from the Cottonelle Institute of Sensitive Skin Care. Scientists are much younger than they used to be, and somehow, it doesn't seem at all freaky to have a puppy examining a woman's behind. Maybe the high-tech, futuristic-looking lab on that lush tropical island has something to do with it. I wonder if they offer retreat packages.

Pampered Pup. Here's one that drills home the fact that I'm missing out on the finer things in life. Maybe buying Cottonelle toilet paper will make me feel like the pampered pup in this commercial. Maybe I'll end up with my own limo and mansion and relaxing pool with flowers floating in it. Nah, probably not, but a girl can dream.

100 Pups. For some reason, I expect to see Cruella de Vil swagger down the stairway on this one, waving her ultra-long cigarette holder and sporting a spotted fur coat. Let's hope not. Those puppies are way too cute to be made into coats.

Soft and Strong. I'm really worried for this puppy, because that toilet-paper hammock looks pretty high. I hope they had some sort of net underneath him. After all the anxiety, though, he ends up relaxed and happy.

Over or Under. The puppy makes a quick guest appearance at the end of this one, but I always watch all the way through, just so I can see him make that cute roll across the screen. I feel really bad for the guy, though. He looks super hen-pecked. Maybe he should book a getaway at the Cottonelle Institute of Sensitive Skin Care. Without his wife.

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