"A, B, C ..." Um, what comes next? Anyone? A little help? "D"? The next letter is "D," right?

This is all an important question on 'Police Women of Memphis' (Thu., 9PM ET on TLC). First, Officer Logan encounters a very drunken driver. How drunk is he? Well, let's find out. Logan tells him not to give the classic lie of only having drunk "two beers." So the guy admits that he's had about a half pint of liquor. Yikes!

In addition, while driving, the man was "doing sixteen miles an hour." No, he wasn't driving over the speed limit. He was so tipsy that he was crawling along the road without realizing it, and was actually only going sixteen miles an hour on the main road.

First, Logan tries to get the guy to walk in a straight line. He fails at that. So then she has him recite the alphabet -- and that doesn't go very well either. She has him start with the letter "D," but it goes pretty badly. "D, E, F, G, H, I -- muh muh muh muh!" he says.

Officer Logan even tries to help him out by singing "The Alphabet Song," but that doesn't work either, and the man messes up all over again. The two of them are just kind of laughing about the whole thing -- but it's pretty clear that the suspect is going to end up in jail.