What would you do if you found your girlfriend in a hot tub, having drinks with a girl that she had once made out with? Would you be pleased? Displeased? Would you turn around and walk away? Or would you rip off all your clothes and demand that both girls instantly perform oral sex on you?

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If you chose the last option, then congrats! You are either utterly insane, or your name is "Scott." And speaking of Scott, he's Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend on 'Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami' (Mon., 10PM ET on E!).

Scott arrives at the hot tub to find Kourtney hanging out with Jackie, a bisexual friend of hers who she once kissed. This makes Scott jealous, so naturally, he comes up with the worst plan of all time. "I wasn't born yesterday," he says, after seeing the two girls in the pool. "And if they're trying to pull a fast one on me -- trust me, I will pull one right back, twice as bad."

Twice as bad is a major understatement, since nothing could be worse -- or dumber -- then what Scott tries next. He goes inside, then comes back out to the hot tub while wearing only a robe. Then, he rips his robe off, exposing his horrifyingly naked body. "Get to work, lovely ladies!" he says, while jutting his, um, private parts out over the pool.

Non-surprisingly, this doesn't work well at all. The girls immediately leave. "You're disgusting, you sick f#ck," is what Kourtney has to say. Kudos, Scott! You did one of the grossest things that we've ever seen on reality TV; and we've seen a lot of reality TV.