Oh, Glenn Beck, you are a clever one.

In a parody of Lindsay Lohan's recent courtroom drama, Beck sobs exaggeratedly over MSNBC's low ratings, then flashes the words "No Rating" painted on his fingernails on 'Glenn Beck' (weekdays, 5PM ET on FNC).

Beck then offers a possible explanation for the rival network's low ratings. "Maybe [it's] because you're not covering anything that anybody wants to watch," Beck said. "Maybe because you're talking about Lindsay Lohan and she doesn't affect anyone's life!"