Confession: I Don't Like 'The Late Late Show'
Is it enough to like a celebrity but not like the TV show that celebrity stars in? Can you love Jon Stewart but not love 'The Daily Show'? Can you love Simon Baker even though you can't stand 'The Mentalist'? Can you love Alex O'Loughlin but not love 'Three Rivers'? The answer to that last question is, yes, because all women love O'Loughlin and they'd watch him even if he was just sitting in a La-Z-Boy chair, eating a block of cheese.
I believe that a person can like a celebrity even though they may not like their show. And I have to confess that's my attitude towards 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.'
I know, I know, you're wondering how it's possible I could have this opinion towards the most beloved -- beloved! -- late night talk show host currently on the air. Craig is doing something so different! The critics love him! At least he's not Leno!
Here's the thing: even if I were to accept that those things are true, it still doesn't matter. Like I said above, I actually like Ferguson. I liked him on 'The Drew Carey Show,' I like the stuff he's written, when he's a guest on other shows, his other hosting gigs. But something happens within the structure of a TV show that diminishes what talent you possess and how that talent is displayed.
First, the good. Ferguson can be smart and funny when he's giving little off-the-cuff essay monologues. Like this:
I love stuff like that, little stand-up essays/rants that go beyond the typical joke-joke-joke-joke format of monologues.
I'm the type of person who watches almost all of the late night talk shows. Letterman is my go-to guy, but I also sample Kimmel and Conan and Charlie Rose and Stewart and Colbert and (yes) even Leno. But it dawned on me not too long ago that the person I don't watch it Ferguson. Why is that? I've liked him in other things, he's a funny guy, he's a smart (and well-read) guy, a cynical, weary, ex-drinking guy, so how I come I don't even think about watching his show and automatically head over to Fallon?
1. The audience laughs at everything. Not since 'The Daily Show' has there been an audience that just automatically laughs at everything the host does. A smirk, a sly smile, a head tilt, a little dance, everything that Ferguson does is met with hysterics, probably by people who laugh that hard because they feel like they want to belong to something. Don't worry, that's as far as my psychology lesson will go in this piece.
Ferguson often accentuates a joke or a point with a goofy face, because he knows that audience is going to laugh (and they do). The show has never, ever been as funny as the loud laughter would have you believe.
2. Those damn puppets and skeletons! The singing puppets were funny a couple of times, but like everything else on this show ( remember that awful whip sound button he used to press all the time?) has been ground into an unfunny pulp. And the robot skeleton sidekick thing was never funny. These things seem more like crutches to me than inspired comedy bits.
3. His interviewing technique leaves a lot to be desired. This one is one I have to explain a bit. Sometimes Ferguson can really get into a guest and the result is an interesting experiment:
Great, right? It's not only great because of the format, it's great because Ferguson and CBS actually decided to let Stephen Fry be the subject of a one on one setting without a studio audience instead of some big Hollywood "name." I'd love to see more of that, but of course those episodes will be few and far between. The rest of the time we get the usual banter with a celebrity who comes on to plug a movie or album or a TV show or a book. Hey, I'm all for having more authors on, and Ferguson is one of the few late night hosts to have authors as guests, but the interviews end up being awkward because Ferguson is always in ironic, casual Scottish comic mode and often seems to get more tired as the interview goes on.
His unique brand of comedy just isn't suited for stuff like that.
What would I like to see Ferguson do? In a perfect network world (aka "cable"), Ferguson would do the one-on-one interviews all the time. Perhaps be a funny, irreverent Charlie Rose or Tom Snyder, opening the show with a little discussion of what's happening in his life, 45 minutes with a celebrity or an author or a musician, and then a closing essay about something. Wouldn't that just be fantastic?
Ferguson is always talking about how he's not a late night talk show host and he has hinted before that he doesn't want to do it forever. I hope he doesn't do this show forever but settles into something else. Something truly different, and not a regular talk show that is only "different" on the surface because it has a host with an accent.
So that's my confession. I love Craig Ferguson but I can't watch Craig Ferguson's show. Don't hate me.

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