Ron has been "working" as the father of the Gunderson brothers while their dad is in prison. On 'Sons of Tucson' (Sun., 7:30PM ET on FOX), he finds a secret bedroom stocked with a big bed, flat-screen TV, wet bar and basketball half-court. A lush, clean bathroom is attached.

"I have been sleeping like a hobo on the couch downstairs," says Ron, "and this room has been here empty the whole time?" Gary says they're saving if for their real dad. Besides, "What are you complaining about? Your last apartment got towed away while you were still sleeping in it," says Gary.

That may be true, but Ron huffs, "I don't need this job!" Gary and his siblings don't seem to need him either, saying he's replaceable. Both parties may be bluffing in the moment, but Ron follows through: "I quit!"