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This week we have spoilers for: 'Bones,' 'Brothers & Sisters,' Castle,' 'Chuck,' 'Desperate Housewives,' 'Dexter,' 'Drop Dead Diva,' 'Glee,' 'Gossip Girl,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'House,' 'How I Met Your Mother,' 'NCIS,' 'Private Practice,' 'The Mentalist,' 'The Office,' and 'The Simpsons.'

'Bones'

- The series has ordered an episode that sends Booth and Brennan to the Jersey Shore -- complete with characters from the current crop of Jersey reality shows. And the fourth episode of the new season sounds like a strange one and of particular interest to fans of the supernatural. It will appear to Brennan that she is solving her own murder. She is looking at a body and slowly realizes it's her, which leads her to rethink her entire life. This is no dream. She'll try to keep it hidden from Booth for as long as she can, and will ultimately change how she approaches him. [Source: Keck's Exclusives]

- Booth's new girlfriend will be named Hannah and not Ashley as previously reported. Ashley was the development name. In the first episode, we will see where each character comes from, but after they come back to D.C., we won't go back to these locations in flashbacks. [Source: Give Me My Remote]


'Brothers & Sisters'

- Holly will survive the season finale multi-car pileup, but will be mentally challenged. Luc will be getting a regular job to help pay the bills. The Walkers will be thrilled with his new source of income, and it sounds like fans will be as well. There will be a lot of shirtless Gilles." [Source: Keck's Exclusives]

- Balthazar Getty will not be returning to the show. Tommy's absence will be explained in the season premiere. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'Castle'

- A boyfriend for Beckett will be introduced in episode 4. It's someone new and surprising. Castle and his ex-wife will be going strong at that point in time even if he would prefer to be with Beckett. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'Chuck'

- Isaiah Mustafa and Stacy Keibler will be guest-starring this season. and they'll both be playing the same character, sort of. Here is how Zachary Levi explains this character: "[They will play] this recurring character. There's a character named Greta who's going to be in almost every episode, but it's played by a different actor every time. It's this CIA worker -- the CIA has now taken over the Buy More, and there all these different government workers who are staffing it, so you see different ones, but the same one, named Greta in every episode. ... It's a guy or a girl, you never know." Some time will have passed between seasons. Since the Buy More was destroyed, Jeff and Lester are on the lam, Chuck is not working for he government but Sarah and Casey are. The new CIA-run Buy More will be a well-oiled machine -- so well -oiled that it won't even be a good cover anymore. Therefore, decisions will be made to bring the Buy More back to where it was in all its glory. [Source: Zap2It]

- Chuck has recruited 'Incredible Hulk's' Lou Ferrigno to guest-star in this season's second episode. Ferrigno will play the bodyguard of an evil spy/model to be played by ex-Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova. [Source: The Ausiello Files]
- Sarah's Orange Orange uniform appears to be a goner. [Source: Fancast's The Big Tease]


'Desperate Housewives'

- Susan will get a house-cleaning job to help pay the bills and she'll have quite the uniform. [Source: TV Guide's Mega Buzz]


'Dexter'

- As it's been reported here earlier this summer, Julie Benz will return for the premiere and not as a ghost. The actress will play dead Rita as she rest in peace in her coffin. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'Drop Dead Diva'

- There is a big cliffhanger planned for the finale airing on Aug. 29. It could be "death" big. [Source: TV Guide]

- Paula Abdul, who will appear in the season finale, has already shot a provocative scene that will potentially open next the premiere episode. The scene shows Paula in bed with Jane and her guardian angel. [Source: Zap2It]


'Glee'

- The theme of the season premiere will be "auditions," explaining how we all feel like we're auditioning in all parts of life. The third episode will revolve around the various characters' takes on faith. Sue Sylvester will be writing her autobiography... which will come out as a real book. In one episode in the latter half of the season, the kids will be assigned to write their own songs. So for the first time, original music will be commissioned for the show. [Source: TV Squad]

- There will be a Christmas episode. Series co-creator and executive producer Ryan Murphy is hoping that Susan Boyle will sign on to spread holiday cheer. [Source: TV Guide]

- Brittany and Santana will kiss a couple of times in an episode. Santana and Quinn will be duking it out to see who will be the Queen Bee of the school. Rachel's dads may not be featured on the show this season after all. There are reports that Matthew Morrison will apparently shave off his curls during the Britney Spears-themed episode to recreate when Britney shaved her own head. [Source: Zap2It]

- Brad the piano player is the anti-Gleek. The actor has been given only one direction: he hates the kids. There is a backstory in store where Brad goes back home and does voodoo dolls. Carol Burnett will play Sue's Nazi-hunting mother. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'Gossip Girl'

- The baby Dan is cradling in the season four promo is Georgina's baby and not Dorota's as some people speculated. [Source: Give Me My Remote]


'Grey's Anatomy'

- Even though nearly two months will have passed since the shooting rampage, Derek will still be in pretty bad psychological shape when the season starts. A major character will be sent directly to jail by the end of the season premiere. [Source: The Ausiello Files]

- Callie is about to pop a life-altering question, and it's safe to say that Arizona will be a bit freaked-out. [Source: TV Guide's Mega Buzz]


'House'

- An early episode will find Cuddy entrusting House with caring for her 3-year-old child. House realizes he's taken on a lot by dating a woman with a baby. She trusts him with the child because she knows he's a brilliant doctor and not an evil guy, so he's not going to kill the baby. House has a hard time connecting with the baby. He finds the child almost alien. [Source: Keck's Exclusives]


'How I Met Your Mother'

- There's going to be a new woman in Ted's life that is very complicated and intriguing. It's going to be a big arc, a huge arc for this season. Laura Bell Bundy has been cast as Robin's new co-host on Metro News One. Her recurring character will go out on a date with Ted but she is not the new complicated and intriguing woman who'll be in Ted's life. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'NCIS'

- The resolution of last season's cliff-hanger will speak volumes about what sort of dad Gibbs Sr. was to his son and we'll see why Gibbs is very much cut from the same cloth. November Sweeps will have the show dip again into a story that perhaps everyone thought was played out and it involves Ziva. [Source: The Ausiello Files]

- The murder of Pedro Hernandez will add a new layer to the already contentious relationship between Gibbs and Director Vance. We'll see Vance's somewhat shocking reaction in the premiere, but it may also give hints to Vance's own mysterious past. [Source: TV Guide's Mega Buzz]

- Expect two blasts from the past after the new season gets underway on Sept. 21. The show has a few old scores to settle -- primarily with Ziva's dad, Eli David. Robert Wagner will return as Tony's father. [Source: Fancast's The Big Tease]


'Private Practice'

- James Remar has been cast in the potentially recurring role of Gibby, a physician with Doctors Without Borders and an old friend of Pete's. He'll first turn up in this season's third episode. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'The Mentalist'

- Malcolm McDowell is returning to the series as Britt Stiles, the leader of the Visualize Self-Realization Center. [Source: TV Guide]


'The Office'

- Timothy Olyphant will be playing a rival paper salesman who used to date Pam. [Source: The Ausiello Files]


'The Simpsons'

- 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall's' Russell Bran, Halle Berry, and Ricky Gervais, will land their voice to characters featured in an episode titled 'Angry Dad -- The Movie.' In the episode, Bart and Homer head to Los Angeles after they're nominated for an Academy Award for their animated short based on Bart's cartoon webseries, Angry Dad. [Source: Keck's Exclusives]

- Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley from 'Glee' will guest-star in the season premiere on Sunday, Sept. 26. The episode, "Elementary School Musical," has Lisa going to a performing arts camp where the 'Glee' kids are fellow campers. Two of the counselors will be voiced by Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, aka 'Flight of the Conchords.' After returning home, Lisa becomes frustrated with her suburban lifestyle and heads to Sprooklyn where the cool kids live. Other guest voices for the 22nd season of 'The Simpsons' include 'Harry Potter' star Daniel Radcliffe and 'House's' Hugh Laurie, both of whom will be in the annual 'Treehouse of Horror' episode. Paul Rudd, Kristen Wiig, Alyson Hannigan, Rachel Weisz, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and baseball statistical guru Bill James will also guest, as well as Jon Hamm. Martha Stewart will also play herself in a Christmas episode that will feature live-action puppets in addition to the usual animation. [Source: Zap2It]


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