Please, Brittany. Not while people are eating. Over dinner, Brittany asks Chad Ochocinco when he last had sex on 'Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch' (Sun, 9PM ET on VH1), prompting a memorable response from the athlete and reality star.

Ochocinco explains that his last encounter was two months ago. And, he said, while the rendezvous wasn't casual, it wasn't exactly serious either.

"Ain't no one-nighters," Ochocinco said, adding that, in this case, he "blessed" the individual in question with "Russell the Love Muscle." Erm.