Insults Fly During Paternity Test on 'Maury' (VIDEO)

Ah, Maury Povich. What would we do without your paternity test episodes bringing people together?

Insults fly between a couple on 'Maury' (weekdays, syndicated), with the woman calling the man's girlfriend on the side "Precious" and saying he "looks like the Mario Brothers." Not the be outdone, the man responds that Povich shouldn't even breathe. Otherwise, he could be accused of being the woman's next baby-daddy.

When the results of the paternity test prove the man is the father of the child in question, the woman forcefully shoves the results of the test in his face and does a victory dance.