Greg Gutfeld and Friends Bid Sarcastic Adieu to Comic Strip 'Cathy' (VIDEO)

In October, the comic strip 'Cathy' will be going dark after almost 34 years. The folks on 'Red Eye' (weeknight, 3 AM ET on Fox News) are more then happy to see it go.

Host Greg Gufteld called Cathy "a constantly depressed character" and "a hopeless harlot."

Then panelist John Moody disclosed that he "would not date a comic book character with only three fingers."

Most cruelly, Gutfeld blasted the two-dimensional spinster for sucking the sexy out of the entire comic strip experience.

"Remember Beetle Baily, the girls were sexy," Gutfeld explained. "Then Cathy came in, and all the sudden they were not sexy."

Kind of makes you want to give old Beetle Baily another look, doesn't it?