Breaking up is hard to do -- when your girlfriend is also your parole officer. Glenn attempts to cut the strings on 'Big Lake' (Tue., 10PM ET on COM), but she's the one person standing between him and jail time.

"I just would hate to see you alone, in a cell, serving three to five," she says. "You just take your urine test with some other parole officer, and see what happens."

Glenn decides, upon further reflection, that the prisonless option sounds more pleasant. Meanwhile, Josh hands his urine sample over to her -- for Glenn's use -- and she demands that he "keep pissing liquid gold."

Wow, pee is getting a lot of play. Hope the trend ends here.