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Stephen Colbert Learns That He's a Potential "Ground Zero" Terrorist (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Aug 25th 2010 5:19AM
Stephen Colbert Learns That He's a Potential 'Ground Zero' TerroristOh, man. There's nothing worse than learning a dreadful secret about yourself. On the latest 'Colbert Report' (weeknights, 11:30PM ET on Comedy Central), Stephen Colbert discovers the worst thing of all. Yes, apparently the satirical super-patriotic news host ... is actually a secret terrorist. Uh-oh. That can't be good. And sadly, the whole thing is Jon Stewart's fault.

Yesterday on 'The Daily Show,' Jon Stewart uncovered a startling revelation. One of the men giving money to the "Ground Zero Mosque" in New York City is also a major Fox News shareholder. This man's name is Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal. He owns 7% of the Fox News parent corporation, and he's also supporting the so-called 9/11 "terror mosque." Thus, there's a link between Fox News and the supposedly "dangerous" Islamic center. But then it gets worse.

Colbert made the mistake of paying attention to all of this, and then he made an odd connection. Previously, Stephen had auctioned off a painting of himself, in order to raise money for charity. And Stephen's self-portrait was actually bought by Prince Al-Waleed bin Tatal's son. (And yes, this all really happened; we're not kidding.)

This means that Stephen is linked to Al-Waleed, who is linked to the "Ground Zero Mosque." Which means that via a bizarre set of conspiracy theories, Mr. Colbert might actually be a terrorist. Oh no! What should Stephen do now? Should he turn himself in to the authorities?

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