There must be a Polish joke in here somewhere. On 'Mike and Mike in the Morning' (weekdays, 6AM ET on ESPN2), Mike Golic reports on a 35-year-old Polish man who carried a bullet in his head for five years after being shot on New Year's Eve.

The man reportedly recalls a blow to the head while celebrating, but didn't seek medical attention at the time because he was very drunk. The bullet was removed several years later while doctors investigated a suspected cyst.

"How about that? You're at a party ... and you feel a little pop to the head and you don't think much of it ... And five years later they pull a bullet out of your head!" Golic said incredulously.