After Damien's accident on the job, which leaves him brain-damaged and crippled, the men of the firehouse see an opportunity to use their injured buddy as a way to attract women on 'Rescue Me' (Tue, 10PM ET on FX).

It seems there's no limit to how low the firefighters will go. Franco lies that he feeds Damien, Sean claims that he dresses and washes the probie, and Mike says he changes his diaper, all in an attempt to earn the sympathy of women. Even Needles, who'd normally be sensitive to this sort of exploitation, uses Damien to pick up a lady.