According to Chelsea Handler, about a year and a half ago, she came across an abandoned gutter baby. So she did what any normal person would do -- she fed it candy! And then, she did what only Chelsea Handler would do -- she decided to put the baby to work in her corporate office. Hey, waste not, want not, we always say.

So on the new 'Chelsea Lately' (weeknights 11PM ET on E!), we get to see the newly minted "Office Baby" performing all his daily duties: Delivering mail, mixing margaritas for the drunken staff members, cleaning windows, and so on and on forth. Hey, forget child labor laws, are we right? And if those laws were meant to apply to this situation, wouldn't they be called baby labor laws? You can't really argue with our logic here, can you?