Tareq and Michaele Salahi are hosting a dinner at their winery. They really know how to make their friends feel welcome. On 'The Real Housewives of D.C.' (Thu., 9PM ET on BRAVO), Tareq claims Mary Amons' daughter stole his car and $25,000 worth of polo gear. He saw some pictures on Facebook. "You are directly implicating my daughter?" asks a shocked Amons. Oh yes, and Tareq says the FBI is even investigating.

Fellow Housewife Stacie Scott Turner tries to explain to Tareq and Michaele how hurtful their accusations are to Amons. Michaele counters that the theft is "devastating to us." Tareq concludes by saying, "There's a federal investigation going on, and everybody's going to jail." At this, Amons bursts into tears. Who's ready for dessert?