David Hasselhoff doesn't think he has much of a chance of winning the upcoming season of 'Dancing With the Stars.' But that's fine with him -- he figures that losing gives him more of a chance to sleep with Kym Johnson, his dance partner. "The Hoff" appeared on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC) to discuss the whole situation.

"[Kym's] really hot," Hoff said. (This is true: She is.) However, there's some bad news. " ... [Kym] told me that she doesn't date any of her dancer partners till either we're eliminated or we win," he continued. "So I said, 'We're going out in the first round.'"

This might happen anyway, even if the Hoff doesn't throw the contest on purpose. Hasselhoff seemed to have some major misgivings about his level of dance talent. Host Jimmy Kimmel asked David if he thought he could emerge victorious on 'DWTS,' and this was the reply: "Absolutely not. I'm not going to win."

Well, that's nice and clear. But we think that Mr. Hasselhoff is underrating himself a bit here. After all -- and we don't say this lightly -- he is the greatest performer in the history of the world. And if you need proof of that ... here it is, in video form. (Although we warn you, once you see this video clip, you will not be able to unsee it.)

Anyway, we wish you luck on 'Dancing With the Stars,' David. Statistically speaking, it seems like you're guaranteed to get either sex or the grand prize. Unless Kym Johnson somehow manages to turn you down. But who could reject the Hoff?

Check out more of Kimmel's interview with Hoff below: