Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010: Memorable TV Quotes

By the amount of people saying "Ahoy," and 'Arrgh," you may notice that today Sunday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yes, it's real and there are whole sites dedicated to this very odd, but strangely awesome holiday.

To celebrate, we've pirate-ized some of our favorite quotes. What would Jan Brady's notorious "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" sound like if she had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder? Or Tyra Banks' infamous and very long congratulatory saying to 'America's Next Top Model' contestants?

Read on to find out!


'America's Next Top Model'
"You're still in the running to becoming America's next top model." -- Tyra Banks.
"Ahoy, you're still in the runnin' t' becomin' America's next top model Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?" -- Pirate Tyra Banks.

'Scooby Doo'
"If it weren't for you meddling kids!" -- Every villain from the cartoon series.
"Ahoy, if it warn't for you meddlin' kids, shiver me timbers!" -- Pirate villains.

'The Brady Bunch'
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" -- Jan Brady.
"Arrr, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, gar!" -- Pirate Jan Brady.

'South Park'
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" -- Stan or Kyle.
"Ahoy, oh my God, shiver me timbers! They delivered the Black Spot Kenny, shiver me timbers!" -- Pirate Stan or Pirate Kyle.

'X-Files'
"The truth is out there." -- Fox Mulder.
"Ahoy, the truth is out thar. Aye, me parrot concurs." -- Pirate Fox Mulder.

'The Apprentice'
"You're fired." -- Donald Trump.
"Arrr, you're sleepin' with Davy Jones' locker. A pence for an old man o'de sea?" -- Pirate Donald Trump.

'Diff'rent Strokes'
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" -- Arnold.
"Ahoy, whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!" -- Pirate Arnold.


To generate your own pirate sayings, check out the Talk Like a Pirate Day site.