Porn Watching at The National Science Foundation Gets A Thumbs Up From 'Red Eye'(VIDEO)

The gang on 'Red Eye' (weekdays, 3 AM ET on Fox News) tackled a report that Congress is concerned federal employees at the National Science Foundation have been watching porn on the tax payers' dime.

"In one case a former exec who spent at least 331 days looking at illicit websites tried to explain that his online chats with nude lasses helped provide a living to impoverished women overseas," Greg Gufteld explained.

The panel seemed to agree that was at least an interesting excuse for porn-watching, and expressed mostly sympathy for National Science Foundation workers who feel the need to turn to cyber-flesh during work hours.

"Can you blame these guys, science was the most boring subject in high school," quipped comedian Nick Di Paulo.

Then writer John Devore got sort of poetic while making a small government argument:

"Bureaucrats who are watching porn are bureaucrats who can do no harm."