The 'Jersey Shore' Role Playing Game (VIDEO)

Ed Hardy Shirts are +10 Charisma points in College Humor's (for now) fictional 'Jersey Shore' role-playing game, which finally answers the question of what an 8-bit game based on MTV's most popular show would look like.

In case you didn't already guess, the player's mission is to fight and smush in an effort to fill the hot tub with pretty ladies.

The game would (we wish it truly existed) allow players to make decisions as 'Jersey Shore' guys.

However, you can't make The Situation suddenly finish junior college; the story still abides by Jersey logic. The Situation incites problems, Ronnie is the dumb ogre, Pauly D's special power is clearing the dance floor and Vinny does nothing ... except die.