'The A-List: New York' (Mon., 9PM ET on LOGO) began to mirror so many episodes of the 'Real Housewives' series (any installment), focusing on who said what behind whose back. Apparently Austin casually discussed Reichen's, um, nether regions to Derek. Derek told Reichen; Reichen confronted Austin.

"When you're in an adult world, and you say things, you're going to be held accountable for them," Reichen told him. Austin insisted it wasn't a "discussion" about Reichen's privates but merely an "off the cusp comment" taken out of context.

"'Off the cusp'?!" Derek later exclaimed. "This kid is an idiot ... This kid needs to be shut down." Derek told Austin, "If this happens again, I cannot deal with this." Austin defended himself, saying, "You didn't necessarily really plant a bed of roses." Huh? If he's going to keep speaking in phrases and clichés, he should at least get them right.