On 'Mike and Molly' (Mon., 9:30PM ET on CBS), Mike wants to right his wrong (turning down Molly), but now her mother won't even let him talk to her. "Thy mother shall not keep me from thy maiden hand," declares Mike as he climbs a ladder (with the help of three guys "touched" by the Hallmark moment).

Through slurred speech, he explains, "The other night when we were kissing and you invited me in, I panicked because I didn't want you to see me without my clothes on." Molly responds, "I don't know if you've noticed this, but I'm not exactly perfect."

"You are to me," he says. The magic words. Molly invites him in, but hoisting him through the window in his drunken state is basically where the romantic moment ends.