On 'Childrens Hospital' (Sun., 10:30PM ET on CN), Dr. Owen Maestro's former police partner shows up -- for coffee. His phone's new "third-party coffee app" lists the hospital as having "the best bean juice" within 10 miles.

At first, Officer Briggs says he doesn't have time for a prostate exam, but Dr. Maestro counters, "Um, do ya have time for cancer?"

Briggs agrees to the checkup, and the results aren't good. Dr. Maestro shares the news as Briggs steps into the elevator to leave. So much for sensitive bedside manner.