A Guy-on-Guy Kiss on '$#*! My Dad Says' (VIDEO)

On '$#*! My Dad Says' (Thu., 8:30PM ET on CBS), husband Vince Goodson (Will Sasso) makes the mistake of interrogating his wife Bonnie about her past lovers. You should never ask a question if you're not ready for the answer.

Vince quickly learns more than he bargained for -- including the fact that Bonnie once swapped spit with Josh (Preston Jones), a local paramedic. Bonnie (Nicole Sullivan) protests that it wasn't really a big deal, and that Josh was a horrible kisser: "It was like kissing a dead fish!" But Vince has to learn the truth for himself.

[Warning: Spoiler alert.]

So he takes matters into his own hands. Vince marches into the kitchen, grabs Josh's face, and gives the dude a seemingly endless kiss. Then Vince pauses to reflect for a second. "You're right!" he says to Nicole. "[He has] lips like a halibut -- let's get out of here!" The couple turns and leaves. Problem solved!

Meanwhile, "S#*!"-uttering father Ed Goodson (William Shatner) is sitting at the kitchen table. After witnessing the guy-on-guy kiss, he casually sums up the moment (and perhaps even all of life) by saying: " ... That's bizarre."