On the 'Night of Too Many Stars' (Thu., 9PM ET on COM), celebs and comedians ventured some extremely creative ways of raising money for autism, rewarding contributors with some unconventional auction items.

One involved Steve Carell simulating a menage-a-trois orgasm, after the auctioneer suggested the two highest bidders get Carell's reward.

Chris Rock offered our personal fave: "To the highest bidder, [I will] get on the phone and I will curse out your ex." For a $20,000 donation to support services and education for the autistic, Rock assisted a woman still scarred from getting dumped via Facebook. True to his word, Rock called the guy and proceeded to hurl a slew of profanities in his direction.