It's time to address child abuse on 'Childrens Hospital' (Sun., 12AM ET on CN). No, not in the way you think. We're talking physical abuse from a child. "Blake, I have a confession to make," says Owen. "I'm a battered doctor, and every day before work, this man beats me up."

"You mean boy, because he's not a man. He's 10," says Blake. The two docs then argue about whether he's a 10-year-old boy or a man. (Owen is convinced he has a car and a full-time job.)

The man boy awakes and explains: "I have a dark but socially relevant situation at home. It doesn't justify my aggressions towards you, but nevertheless, it's my source of rage."