Powered by i.TV
September 2, 2015

Mash-Up: Conan Characters on Other TBS Shows (VIDEO)

by Ryan McKee, posted Nov 3rd 2010 5:30PM
Countdown to 'Conan': Get ready for Conan O'Brien's TBS talk show debut on Nov. 8

Part of Conan O'Brien's deal with TBS stipulates that the network won't interfere with the show's content. However, there is always loads of fine print in those contracts and we wouldn't be surprised if Conan missed something.

For example, TBS might want him to promote their original series by working them into his sketches. That may sound like a horrible idea at first, but we're sure Conan's staff would develop insane ways to mash up their existing characters with shows like 'Are We There Yet?', 'Meet The Browns,' 'Lopez Tonight' and 'Tyler Perry's House of Payne.'

We picked four of our favorite Conan characters and mashed them up in possible TBS-centric sketches. Right now the finished product is only in our dreams, but the description and corresponding videos should give you a good idea.

The Masturbating Bear with 'Are We There Yet?'

The story: The children found The Masturbating Bear lost in the city and the parents reluctantly agreed to drive him back to his natural habitat. While in the car, Bear surprises them by masturbating and refusing to stop. This makes for an extremely awkward and long road trip.

Best Line:
"Stick that thang out the window, at least!"

Surprise Moment: Ice Cube's recurring character Terrence turns out to be the park ranger and tells them the Bear's home forest is eight hours in the opposite direction.

The Horny Manatee with 'Meet the Brown'
The story: Tyler Perry's new show focuses on church deacon Mr. Brown and his devotedly religious sister Vera. They decide to take up the godly cause Save The Manatees and adopt The Horny Manatee, giving it a home in their bathtub. Now every time they try to go to the bathroom, The Divinyls' 'I Touch Myself' begins playing. They're shocked and appalled a homely marine animal can be so horny.

Best Line: "If the Lord meant for him to do that, he would've given him hands instead of flippers."

Surprise Moment: Mr. Brown realizes his home is featured on a porno web-cam that The Horny Manatee has set up.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog with 'Lopez Tonight'
The story: Triumph has found a new gig as George Lopez's sidekick; unfortunately their comedic styles don't end up meshing. Lopez uses a lot of rhetorical questions as punch lines, for example, "Why you crying?" Instead of laughing, Triumph answers every question with an insult, for example, "I'm crying because your breath is horrible. Did you mistake my dog food for your lunch?"

Best Line: "This show is great ... for me to poop on!"

Surprise Moment: Jay Leno takes over for Triumph.

Andy's Little Sister Stacy with 'House of Payne'
The story: Since Andy is coming back, his little sister should as well. Amy Poehler makes a guest appearance as the grown-up little sister and marries into the Payne family. Now she lives in the chaotic house under the rule of cranky Pops. The family tries to bond with her but all she wants to do is talk about how her brother works for Conan O'Brien and Conan's dreamy red hair.

Best Line:
"Madea need to slap that crazy white girl!"

Surprise Ending:
Madea pops in and forces Conan to marry Andy's Little Sister so she stops annoying Madea at Payne family reunions.

Add a Comment

*0 / 3000 Character Maximum

1 Comment

Filter by:

HornyManatee.com is no longer around but it redirect to NBC.com which seems so fitting

November 03 2010 at 6:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Follow Us

From Our Partners