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Killing Justin Bieber on 'South Park' (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Nov 11th 2010 10:05AM
Killing Justin Bieber on 'South Park' Well, at last it's come down to this ... a final battle between good and evil. As long as you define "good and evil" in 'South Park' terms, that is.

On the new episode (Wed., 10PM ET on Comedy Central), we follow the continuing adventures of Eric Cartman as "The Coon." Cartman is a self-styled "Batman-esque" caped crusader, and like the Dark Knight, Eric has very clear-cut ideas about what is right and what is wrong.

As Cartman narrates in full-on, hyperbolic Christian Bale-mode, we get the full info about the evil forces that he opposes. "The Coon's" greatest enemies include the following: "hippies," trendy supermarket chain 'Whole Foods' -- and floppy-haired teen sensation Justin Bieber. Now, Cartman must "take out" his greatest enemy. But is he strong enough to stop Mr. Bieber?

Of course he is! With a little help, of course. Cartman enlists cosmic interplanetary demon Cthulhu, as part of his quest to kill Justin Bieber. And it totally works out! True, Eric has unleashed the greatest source of known evil in the universe. But on the other hand, he got rid of Justin Bieber! So; you know. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Cosmic demon ... Justin Bieber -- which one is worse? We're just going to cautiously declare the whole thing to be a tie.

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