"Could you make America happy?" Jimmy Fallon asked. "Yes," Jeff Goldblum replied. The last time Mr. Goldblum appeared on 'Late Night' (weeknights, 12:37AM ET on NBC), he sat down with Jimmy at the piano and improvised some lounge music. And ever since that moment, a restless nation has been demanding more, more, more.

"We've been getting letters, emails ... Western Union [telegrams]," Fallon said to his guest. According to the host, these messages all demanded a single thing: "Get Jeff Goldblum in a room with Biz Markie ... make that happen!"

Okay, that's a little random and implausible -- and has probably never been an actual request from anyone, ever, in the history of the world. But since you (hypothetically) demanded it, it's now actually happening! And the result (that you never really asked for) is better than you possibly could have imagined!

And so, the actor played the piano, and was joined by Jimmy and Mr. Biz Markie himself, as they performed the rapper's one-hit-wonder, 'Just a Friend.'

'Just a Friend' is already one of the weirdest rap songs in existence. But you haven't truly lived until you've heard lyrics like "I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah/ She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra" sung in Jeff Goldblum's unique vocal ... style? Check it out. The song is really "what you need."