You know when you're watching 'Jersey Shore' and you start thinking to yourself, "This is highly entertaining, but what I really want to hear is a spoken-word rap single featuring the show's most annoying personality"?

Oh, wait, that is not something that has crossed anybody's mind, ever, because it is a terrible idea. Yet today we have for you a 52-second preview of Angelina Pivarnick's rap single, "I'm Hot."

While it is probably the most heinous thing to assault your eardrums since this morning's release of 'Glee''s "Umbrella/Singin' In the Rain" mashup, it's also pretty hilarious because of the nonsensical "lyrics" ("lyrics" are in quotes because if we don't use them, then this "song" gets an air of legitimacy that it just does not deserve).

To wit: "I'm hot, so hot, I'm like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top" -- um, aren't ice cream cones cold? And who puts a cherry on an ice cream cone? -- "I even hugged a cop, I popped his crop (huh)" -- that "huh" is actually a lyric, but is also what I thought after she said this line. What does it mean?!

Assault your ears with this nonsense below (if you dare). We won't blame you if you do -- the morbid curiosity gets the best of you, like when you rubberneck a car accident or watch 'Jackass.'