After an Overeaters Anonymous meeting on 'Mike & Molly' (Mon., 9:30PM ET on CBS), Jill sidles up to Mike and introduces herself. She says flirtatiously, "I love your boots. I just moved here from Texas, so I'm kind of a sucker for a man in cowboy boots."

Molly clears her throat to remind boyfriend Mike of her presence. "This is Molly -- she's a friend of mine," he says casually. Molly is far from amused and gives Jill a stern, lengthy handshake.

Jill wants Mike to be her sponsor for accountability. Sure thing. And that means giving him her phone number, but he doesn't have a pen. Molly...?