After appearing on 'The Tonight Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC), singer Taylor Swift may no longer be so 'Innocent.' Though she might be a little 'Haunted' after gazing upon comedian Dane Cook's naked chest. ( ... Are these Taylor Swift song references working for you, by the way?)

While talking to Jay Leno, the comic revealed the depths of his love for the singer -- the utter, utter depths. "I'm a huge fan," Dane gushed. He then called Taylor "America's Sweetheart." How flattering! Let's stop right there, shall we? But it was not to be. "Here we go!" Cook added, suddenly pulling his sweater off. Uh-oh.

Dane tossed the sweater away, revealing a perfectly hairless chest -- emblazoned with a huge tattoo of the singer's face, with "TAYLOR" written underneath in an "airbrushed T-shirt-style" script. Next, Cook picked up an acoustic guitar -- and started to play. "Taylor Swift ... " he sang, then paused for a long time. Wait. What rhymes with "Swift?"

" ... You're a gift," Cook continued. "Give me a lift/ to your heart/ Beating inside my chest." ... Ignoring the larger question of how Taylor's heart could be beating inside Dane's chest, it would have been better to avoid the topic of "chests" here. Oh well. At any rate, Ms. Swift gracefully stood and bowed, accepting the joking tribute song.

Meanwhile, Cook had solved his rhyming problem, singing this: "We love you, Taylor/ Taylor/ Taylor ... " True, "Taylor" does rhyme with "Taylor," but this repetition meant the song might never end, unless Cook fainted from hypothermia due to shirtless-ness.