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Dane Cook Goes Shirtless, Flashes His 'Taylor Swift Tattoo' at ... Taylor Swift (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Nov 23rd 2010 4:01AM
Dane Cook Goes Shirtless, Flashes His 'Taylor Swift Tattoo' at ... Taylor Swift After appearing on 'The Tonight Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on NBC), singer Taylor Swift may no longer be so 'Innocent.' Though she might be a little 'Haunted' after gazing upon comedian Dane Cook's naked chest. ( ... Are these Taylor Swift song references working for you, by the way?)

While talking to Jay Leno, the comic revealed the depths of his love for the singer -- the utter, utter depths. "I'm a huge fan," Dane gushed. He then called Taylor "America's Sweetheart." How flattering! Let's stop right there, shall we? But it was not to be. "Here we go!" Cook added, suddenly pulling his sweater off. Uh-oh.

Dane tossed the sweater away, revealing a perfectly hairless chest -- emblazoned with a huge tattoo of the singer's face, with "TAYLOR" written underneath in an "airbrushed T-shirt-style" script. Next, Cook picked up an acoustic guitar -- and started to play. "Taylor Swift ... " he sang, then paused for a long time. Wait. What rhymes with "Swift?"

" ... You're a gift," Cook continued. "Give me a lift/ to your heart/ Beating inside my chest." ... Ignoring the larger question of how Taylor's heart could be beating inside Dane's chest, it would have been better to avoid the topic of "chests" here. Oh well. At any rate, Ms. Swift gracefully stood and bowed, accepting the joking tribute song.

Meanwhile, Cook had solved his rhyming problem, singing this: "We love you, Taylor/ Taylor/ Taylor ... " True, "Taylor" does rhyme with "Taylor," but this repetition meant the song might never end, unless Cook fainted from hypothermia due to shirtless-ness.

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chris.elser

Dane Cook is the LAMEST comedian I have ever heard,I usually have to turn the channel after less than 5 minutes when he is doing his stand-up act,Taylor Swift would be his perfect match./Cook has to be close to 40 doesn't he?.He is just a little creepy chasing teenagers around,and Swift is one,despite her multitude of lovers.The whole thing is just extremely disturbing.If I ever have the urge to hurt myself,listening to Cook's bit about Bensons,and his families outing there,will more than do the trick.I barteneded at a comedy club,where he headlined years ago,and it was like chinese water torture,listening to this talentless hack,do his set.I am always amazed the man had a big carreer,because he blows large chunks.Bruce you are just a gay mother fu-------

February 05 2013 at 6:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
BraceWinslow

Each time I see someone with tattoos, I want to ask them at what prison did they get the tattoos.

November 23 2010 at 3:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bruce

There's a reason so many guys are in love with her. She's the nicest girl in all media, the most brilliant songwriter and the most centered (not-self centered) person out there. Taylor is the girl men want to marry, not just lay. They still exist!

November 23 2010 at 11:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
watdafuk

They both suck.

November 23 2010 at 9:09 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
bruce Williams

Dude should have waited til she unveiled her new look with bangs...another good reason not to get a tat.

November 23 2010 at 6:58 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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