Andy Richter Is a Sexually Frustrated Priest on 'Glory Daze' (VIDEO)

On 'Glory Daze' (Tue., 10PM ET on TBS), Joel feels guilty about his crush on Christie. It's distracting him from his pre-med studies. Like any good Catholic schoolboy, he visits the university's priest. He (Andy Richter) gives the lad some unconventional advice, shaped by his own (celibacy-related) unhappiness.

He asks Joel if his crush has large breasts because "I have taken a vow of celibacy, and sometimes I need a little bit more description to get an accurate picture of how much moral jeopardy we're in." Joel, feeling confused and uncomfortable, eventually answers the question.

Later the priest advises: "Count your blessings, Joel. This campus is crawling with beautiful, vibrant young women, supple and so full of life -- and so willing."