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Ray Romano Reacts to His Wife's Threesome Proposal on 'Late Show' (VIDEO)

by Oliver Miller, posted Dec 7th 2010 2:50AM
Ray Romano Reacts to His Wife's Threesome Proposal on 'Late Show'Actor Ray Romano has been married for 23 years now. But he still hasn't learned the key to maintaining a relationship, which is this: Never answer a hypothetical question. Actually, it's probably smarter to not answer any questions. "Do I look fat in this?" "Do I look good in this?" "Where do you want to eat tonight?" These are all potentially bad topics -- still, you have to talk sometimes, so try to respond positively if these subjects come up.

But hypotheticals are especially bad. And on 'Late Show' (weeknights, 11:35PM ET on CBS), Ray tells David Letterman how a "simple" abstract discussion about a threesome led to major trouble. Romano's wife Anna wanted to know this: If you were going to have a threesome involving my friends, which friend would it be? The correct reply here, of course, is: "None of them, honey, because I love you too much."

Or, you could just not speak. "Never answer!" Ray says. Then, he gives us an additional piece of hard-won wisdom. If you are going to reply to the "threesome" query, make sure that you understand it in the first place. "Don't name two of her friends." Yeah, the wife might still want to be included in this ménage à trois hypothetical. Not that it matters much at this point. Based on his answer to Anna's question, Ray probably won't be getting to have sex for a long, long time.

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