For some reason, whenever there's something ridiculous to demonstrate to the audience on the 'Early' show (Weekdays, 7AM on CBS), the task always seems to fall to Harry Smith. This morning, it was a group of potential holiday gifts that cost under ten dollars, one of which was a set of drinking glasses -- eyewear you can use to sip your drink.

Smith affected his most suave demeanor, and then donned the "Sip-N-Swirl Eyeglasses" to drink from a bottle of chocolate milk. "Everybody wants these," he said. "No question about that."

It's the perfect gift, one that says, "I know nothing personal about you at all, but think you might be the kind of imbecile who would like his eyeballs surrounded by libation." Thank you, 'Early' show!