'Top Chef All Stars' Season 8, Episode 2 Recap
['Top Chef All Stars' - 'Night at the Museum']Wow! If 'Top Chef All Stars' is out to create controversy this season, these first two episodes have succeeded. The chef who was sent home at the end of this 'Night in the Museum' challenge was one of the strongest cooks from previous seasons.
And despite the food criticism presented by the judges, there seemed to be more going on beneath the surface to explain this chef's ouster.
Both challenges involved cooking for kids. The setting was the American Natural History Museum, the Night at the Museum sleepover. It's always a challenge for top-notch chefs to have to dial it down to make food for children.
It's tripped up chefs in previous seasons, so this was a great obstacle for the All Stars. They'd all experienced kid food challenges before.
It was amazing to hear how so many of the chefs generally hate kids. At least the clips made it look that way. Before the chefs even got to the museum, they were calling the children little monsters and brats. Nasty.
Granted, it's difficult for chefs of their caliber to create dishes for unrefined palettes, but hey, that's the challenge. It was Tiffany F. who learned how to appeal to kids, reflecting on her lunchroom debacle in Season 1. This time around, she made a variation on a Rice Krispies treat and wound up at the top of the pack.
Spike's carrot and potato chips were also a solid entry, but the difference between the two treats was clear. One was sweet, the other salty. When guest judge Joe Jonas was unable to pick a winner, it was up the kids to vote. There was no question, really. The kids loved Tiffany's sugar bombs, moonpies, whatever they were calling Tiffany's chocolate Rice Krispies balls.
The midnight snack was the end of the Quickfire, but just the beginning of the Elimination challenge. The chefs were divided into two teams to cook a breakfast for the kids and their parents ... seven hours later. Since the ante has been upped for the All Stars, each team had a handicap.
Team Brontosaurus was all fruits, grains and veggies. Team T-Rex was meat, dairy and eggs. The tricky part, which Tom claimed to make clear, was that T-Rex had no access to acids or herbs. In future episodes, will Tom have to spell out the challenge or provide written instructions? There was a bit of deception going on, even if Colicchio believed that he'd been perfectly clear.
The cooking was not without incident. Marcel -- who's looking like James Franco these days -- sized up Angelo as a potential saboteur when he messed around with Marcel's mise en place. And Jamie nearly cut off her thumb.
The latter was a real bone of contention among the chefs. Should Jamie have sucked it up and stayed in the kitchen to cook rather than get medical attention? Her status as an All Star took a major hit because most of the chefs clearly thought her decision to get stitches showed weakness.
First season judge Katie Lee was back as a guest judge, filling in for Anthony Bourdain. Bourdain's nasty edge was missed, but there were still fireworks at the judges' table.
Tiffany's team, the T-Rex meat patrol, lost. Tiffany, who had immunity thanks to the chocolate balls, complained a bit about Tom's instructions. But it was Jen who was really itching for a fight. Jen was totally pissed off and she didn't quell her anger. Jen defended her dish -- and the entire team -- to the point of being insubordinate.
I admired the way she acted, especially in light of how wishy-washy she'd been in Season 6, running out of energy as the competition wore on. This feisty Jen was someone new and refreshing.
However, it turned out that standing up for yourself and challenging Tom is a recipe to be sent home. Despite the fact that Jamie wasn't even there for the cooking, she was kept and Jen was axed.
The judges could say what they want, but it sure looked like Jen was dumped because of her attitude, not because of her food. Other dishes weren't successful, but the other chefs didn't talk back to Tom and Gail.
'Top Chef All Stars' airs Wednesdays at 10PM ET on Bravo.

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