'Saturday Night Live' Delivers a Tribute to ... Having Sex, With Jessica Alba and Blake Lively (VIDEO)

Having sex! Most people seem to enjoy it. But can you express your love of having sex in lyrical form? 'Saturday Night Live' can.

On the new episode (Sat., 11:30PM ET on NBC), Andy Samberg (and 'Lonely Island' co-star Jorma Taccone) delivered a serenade to something that didn't need serenading in the first place. After all, most people don't have to be won over to the idea of having sex. Still, Andy and Jorma tried it anyway.

They brought in a star-studded cast to help, including rapper Akon, as well as Jessica Alba and Blake Lively -- who played Andy and Jorma's completely-non-satisfied sexual partners. The song began well, as Andy bragged of his recent performance in the bedroom: "Have you ever had sex?" he sang. "I have/ It felt great. It felt so good/ When I did it with my penis." But things quickly went downhill from there ...

First, Andy described the act as "the best 30 seconds" of his life. Next, the guys alternated and shared many more details than were really necessary -- "She was looking at her watch," "I cried the whole time." Meanwhile, Blake and Jessica scowled at them from the background ...

Anyway, it was a fine, fine song. But was it as good as their own 'J*** in My Pants'? We're not sure. Still, we salute you, Jorma and Andy. You have been cataloging weird male sexual insecurities on 'SNL' since 2005. Long may you shine.