A Woman Headbutts Another in the Stomach Over a Man on 'Jerry Springer' (VIDEO)

Sometimes watching an episode of 'Jerry Springer' (Weekdays, Syndicated) is a lot like watching an episode of 'Jersey Shore.' Maybe that solves the mystery of where Springer finds his guests.

Today, he had on a couple of young women who apparently were fighting over the same man. Paloma came out second, and she did the crowd's favorite thing, immediately tackling the first woman and trying to beat her down. It would only be the first time she would attack.

Apparently, the first woman has a nasty habit of sleeping around with married men, and Paloma is involved with her latest conquest. And -- surprise, surprise -- the man had promised he would leave Paloma for this other girl. Only Paloma revealed they're still together, just before headbutting the girl in the stomach.

Maybe violence is the best way to solve all of our problems. So long as there are bodyguards on hand to keep things from getting too dangerous, a bell to tell us when it's gone too far and a crowd behind us chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" in approval of our every swing.

We're sure those two women walked off of that set with a newfound mutual respect, and maybe even the realization that there is another member to this love triangle who needs to share his full portion of the blame.

Nah, you're right. Probably not.