Tom Arnold Recalls Getting Stabbed by Roseanne on 'Access Hollywood Live' (VIDEO)

If the following story isn't a sign that things weren't meant to work out between Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr, we don't know what is. On 'Access Hollywood Live' (weekdays, syndicated), Arnold recalled a time when his ex-wife stabbed him, because he tried to keep her weight loss on track by crushing a bag of cookies she was in the process of eating.

"So, I crush the bag ... She pulls out that knife. I don't know if you can see that scar right there," Arnold said, pulling his shirt down and pointing to his chest. "Yeah, that's a little love scar right there ... She stitched it up herself. It was fine."