The Littlest Diva on 'Toddlers & Tiaras' (VIDEO)
It's all happening. Yes, it's the season premiere of 'Toddlers & Tiaras'! The series has only been gone for a few months -- but still, there's been a 'Toddlers & Tiaras'-shaped hole in our lives. We've missed it all so much! Overbearing parents forcing little kids to go onstage! Creepy makeup! Hairspray! Temper tantrums! ... Good times, good times.On the new episode (Wed., 10PM ET on TLC), we're reunited with Makenzie, a returning toddler from last season. Last time around, Makenzie behaved very badly. And this time around ... she's behaving very very badly. Makenzie is only 4 years old, but she's already a "diva."
While preparing for the Miss Arizona Gold Coast Beauty Pageant -- a very important pageant that only the people on this show have ever heard of -- Makenzie starts yelling and pouting and crying. She wants her "Ni-Ni"! Her Ni-Ni! Her Ni-Ni!
Jeez, okay, fine! But wait. ... What is a "Ni-Ni," anyway?
It turns out that a "Ni-Ni" is a standard baby pacifier. Makenzie screams and screams, until her overly compliant mother gives it to her. ... Great. And as always, it's the parent who is at fault here -- not the little kid. Juana, the mother of the tiny diva, is totally focused on winning the pageant; she doesn't realize that she's missing the bigger picture. For Juana, having her daughter look good is more important than teaching her manners or good behavior.
And so it goes. Mom gives in, Makenzie gets her "Ni-Ni," and for a few seconds, all is right with the world -- at least until Makenzie's next inevitable temper tantrum. It's a tragedy of bad parenting: funny in a fleeting sense, depressing in a larger sense.
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