Ellen Gives a Dramatic Reading From Snooki's New Book (VIDEO)
by Donald Deane, posted Jan 5th 2011 12:00PM
Who knew Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of 'Jersey Shore' fame could even formulate a sentence, let alone write a novel? Ellen DeGeneres gives a dramatic reading from Polizzi's new book 'A Shore Thing' on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' (weekdays, syndicated).
DeGeneres dons glasses, then proceeds to read excerpts from the book. Examples of Polizzi's sparkling prose include, "Gia gulped. She reached for the front fastener and set her girls free," and "You are such a ho!"
But this, from a chapter subtly entitled "Come One, Come All," is the best of all: "The white washcloth over his privates started to move."
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