Brick Heck has just made a discovery on the Internet -- when he conducted a search for 'Moby-Dick,' "the hard edition." Uh-oh. "You can't believe what came up," he tells his parents on 'The Middle' (Wed., 8PM ET on ABC).

Mike replies, "Oh, I'm afraid we can," and he and wife Frankie hold their breath for what's coming next.

"All these first editions of stuff! It's all right there, rareprintbooks.com," Brick explains. His parents exhale a sigh of relief, until Brick adds, "Oh, and then I met some guy online who wants to meet me at the park."

"Maybe we should've taken him to the library..." says Frankie.