Henry Finds Out Ed's 'Good Friends' Don't Know About Him on '$#&! My Dad Says' (VIDEO)

Ed isn't known for establishing the best relationships on '$#*! My Dad Says' (Thu. 8:30PM on CBS). In fact, he's far better known for destroying relationships. And yet, he's managed to have one with a store owner for twenty years.

"Carl's my good friend, my confidante," Ed explained to Henry, who'd joined him for the first time on a shopping day. "I tell him everything."

"And how do you know Ed?" Carl asked Henry. Clearly not everything. "I didn't know you had a son," he said to Ed, before asking about Root Beer, the dog Vince (Ed's other son) and his wife.

Carl turned out not to be the friend Ed thought he was either. He'd ordered a ball for Ed, but when he found out it was worth twice what Ed was going to pay, he went and sold it to someone else for even more than that.

It's a fairly common practice among businesses, but it's not something you usually do to a longtime customer. Sure, it's a great way to make good money, but it doesn't do much for customer loyalty.

Henry, on the other hand, had other concerns. "Twenty years," he said. "My name doesn't come up once?"