On his weekly segment on 'The O'Reilly Factor' (weekdays, 8PM ET on Fox News), Glenn Beck was recapping the events of his recent vacation when Bill O'Reilly showed pictures of a "shark-topus" sandcastle Beck and his kids built on the beach.

"Let me break it to you, your kids are afraid of you," O'Reilly said, ribbing Beck like he often does.

Now that Fox News' alpha dog had jumped aboard the Beck-as-a-child-frightener narrative, Beck happily continued with it, and added that his shark-topus had also scared another child on the beach.

Scaring kids on vacation ... " O'Reilly started.

"... That's what I do best," Beck finished, without missing a beat.

Someobody get these two a sitcom.