A creepy experience as a drunken 16-year-old taught Seth Rogen to be a responsible drinker (in public, at least). On New Year's Eve, he got "hammered" and wondered aimlessly through a huge crowd.

Rogen saw an elderly woman "approaching me with her hand extended, and she just kinda walked and put her hand right on my testicles," he recounted on 'Jimmy Kimmy Live' (weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC). "And then she just kinda gave 'em a jiggle, and then she just kind of walked on her way."

The actor said, "Ever since then, I can't allow myself to get that drunk in public lest a 60-year-old woman will molest my balls."