Poor Bob. After making a living off of hamburgers, he had to go and befriend a cow. That connection put his livelihood in jeopardy. So when the cow died on 'Bob's Burgers' (Sun., 8:30PM on FOX), Bob needed a pep talk from his subconscious to be able to move on.

"Turn me into something amazing," the cow encouraged him after he fainted and had a vision of himself in the clouds with the cow.

It was just the moment of clarity Bob needed to get his life and business back on track.

"Kiss me," the cow said.

Well, that took a strange turn. Not nearly as strange as what his family saw when they looked down on his unconscious body and saw his making-out kissy-face. Tongue, Bob? Ew.