Ed Has No Idea How to Court a Woman on 'Bleep My Dad Says' (VIDEO)

Apparently, there is a woman out there that Captain Kirk can't get into bed with a few choice words. And her name is Jean Smart. Well, it's Rosemary, but she's played very charmingly by Jean Smart.

Granted, the good Captain is a little older, and has let himself go in more ways than one on '$#*! My Dad Says' (Thu., 8:30PM on CBS), but he still possesses all the confidence of his younger and more charismatic days.

These days, William Shatner's Ed is a grumpy curmudgeon, but he's also brutally honest at all times, to the point of often reducing one of his sons to tears. That honesty may endear him to us at home, but it doesn't work quite as well when he's making his moves on the ladies.

His target is Rosemary, the woman he usurped the presidency of the home owners association from. Even after that, she's still intrigued by this brash man with no verbal filter at all. A bit of that old Kirk charm remains after all.

But Rosemary wants to be courted. Ed's approach is more "You're pretty. There's chemistry. We're neighbors, so it's a very short walk of shame home."

"I'm not going to go upstairs with someone I barely know just to have some fun for a couple of hours," Rosemary said.

"A couple of hours?" Ed replied in surprise. "You planning on watching a movie afterwards?" There's that honesty.

"Gosh, you're really selling it," she said, less than impressed.

Regardless, though, Ed ultimately decided she was worth courting, with a lot of help from his daughter-in-law. He needed her help in figuring out how to go about it as well, as we've already seen how his instincts turn out. The show has that name for a reason.