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'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Reunion, Part 1 Recap

by Rebecca Adler Warren, posted Jan 28th 2011 10:30AM
On this week's reunion episode of 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,' the ladies gathered in a gilded ballroom to rehash the season's hottest topics: Taylor's lips, Lisa's potty mouth, Camille's crappy personality and a string of expertly fought catfights (minus the clawing).

Luckily for Bravo's goofy godfather Andy Cohen, the Beverly Hills babes aren't ones to throw punches, so it was safe to host this reunion special in a grand, historic Los Angeles hotel.

Andy was accessorized for the taping with a magenta tie and pocket square that perfectly matched the room's floor-to-ceiling drapes. The women also looked their best. Lisa wore a crystal dickey of jewels, Kyle covered herself in rhinestone feathers and Adrienne ordered hotel staff to remove two of the ballroom's chandeliers so she could dangle them from her ears.



Andy eased into the gabfest with questions about plastic surgery (Lisa says she's never had any on her face; Adrienne wouldn't let Paul near her with one of his scalpels) and the jaw-dropping square footage of Lisa's mansion. Then he zeroed in on everyone's favorite Skinemax star, Camille.

Camille, who claims she did the show because Kelsey wanted her to, was not fazed when Andy rattled off close to 20 negative adjectives (conniving, narcissistic, hypocritical) the media has used to describe her. I think she even nodded her head in agreement at a few of them. Camille likes to portray herself as Kelsey's puppet, a Stepford wife forced to live in seven different homes with four nannies. But why would Kelsey need to divorce a puppet? Hmm?

One new thing we learned about Taylor: Don't talk about her charity! Especially if your name is Kim and you're trying to understand why a woman who's anti-violence would threaten to pull some Oklahoma on your ass. Kim made an effort to defend herself against the oh snap-isms coming out of Taylor's giant cotton candy hole, but Kim looked too much like a scared puppy about to pee all over the sofa for anyone to take her opinions seriously.

Inevitably, conversation turned to a topic I never want to hear about again: the off-camera fight between Camille and Kyle. Both women's eyeballs were in serious battle mode, widening and squinting in disgust. They went a few rounds before Kyle was officially declared the winner (by me at least) because it turns out she was the one who asked Camille (then a client of her husband's) if she'd like to join the cast. She also told Camille that, despite her misgivings, she should do something for herself and be part of the show. So Kyle wouldn't have a problem with Camille vacationing without Kelsey. Camille also admitted that, yeah, maybe she's a little insecure being the wife of the "beloved Frasier character."

Part 1 of the Bev Hills reunion turned out to be a rather tame affair. There was even a lot of hugging and handholding and a vow from Taylor that all of the women have Camille's back should anyone call her a delusional, passive aggressive freak to her face. We'll have to wait until next week to get the scoop on Kim's alcoholism and Lisa's estrangement from Cedric. In the meantime, let's not forget these highlights:

• "Thank you darling, like the Queen of England!" Lisa upgrading her status after Andy complimented her understated look

• "I'd like something cozier. I'd like to be able to find my husband instead of having to page him," Lisa on downsizing from her ginormous house

• "You have the balls of a burglar to be throwing rocks like that when you live in a glass house," Kyle's confusing metaphor in defense of her pal Faye Resnick to Camille

• "We'd have to pay people to buy our sex tapes," Taylor on rumors that 40-something Camille is shopping a naughty video of her and Kelsey

• "Do you have any poor friends?" Andy asked Lisa after a clip of her looking down her nose at the people of the DMV. "Well, you, Andy," Lisa responded

• "I'm not going to have surgery," Taylor said about removing her lip implant (so that's what it is!), as if surgery was a foreign concept to her

• "I know I grin and grimace a lot," Camille said about her Dr. Evil-inspired facial expressions


Talk to me, 'Housewives' fans: What did you think of the reunion? Was Taylor being overly aggressive with Kim? Do women really like Adrienne's tinsel? And if your husband was a plastic surgeon, would you let him do your lipo?


'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' airs Thursdays, 10PM ET on Bravo.

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ANGELOCOOL

THAT BROAD REMINDS ME OF A REAL HUNGRY GOLDIGGING ???

January 30 2011 at 9:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lisa Roa

It seems difficult for Taylor to own up to her past comments. She would rather make poor excuses than simply admit her mistakes.

January 29 2011 at 6:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JOU

I actually feel sorry for Kim to have such a bully/jealous vindictive sister. Kyle seems to like to drop the " you don't have my back" statement. Not once did I see Kyle have Kim's back.
C'mon- Kim flubbers her sentences, it's hard to listen as she speaks due to emotions- or a.d.d- but I find Kyle to be nothing but abusive to her sister.
What was more perfect, Lisa V- now sees what Kyle is all about. "Birds of a feather flock together"- If Kyle is Taylor's (or whatever her name is- since she likes to go by so many 5- alias names) new best friend , that show's what Kyle is- F.A.K.E.
Kim may have addictions- but KYLE is the one who placed it for the world to see. Now that is downright disgusting and bully behavior. Kyle did not have to also go across a limo to make a point to backhand/strangle her siste. She could of jumped out of the car and kept her mouth shut. Is Kyle holding pent up anger/jealousy issues due to Kim being a child star and NOT Kyle?? I think so lassis~~
I thought Camille was the villan at first- but the new two faces are Kyle and Taylor.
Love Mz. Adrianne- such class, she kept her cool throughout all the taping- except for her puppy of a husband that is so adorable.
Lisa can keep the 17,000 square feet of a compound...(yeah yeah-she's downsizing) but she was sitting on the bully couch- and not once did she call out Taylor on the info during the reunion.
It's amazing how Taylor dodges the bullets- It appeared to me- she was in a very underhanded way threatening Kim to keep her trap shut- otherwise she was going to call her out- (((Due to Kyle- revealing her addiction to all her close buds- Taylor/Lisa and the rest of reality T.V. land to watch.
Mzzzzz Camille - maybe you were set up- but....honey...drop some of the Kelsey/Frazier/divorce statements, and give the 2nd season a shot. Try volunteer work- focus on the kiddies and drop a few nannies / Camille workers. Perhaps the spotlight will show the true villans.
P.S- You don't need a freak of a psychic/sidekick to advise you such as Alison Dubois- try commonsense.

January 29 2011 at 10:01 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
DeeW

Taylor was such a b!tch last night, ugh. I also agree Kyle is a lousey, mean sister and is a perfect friend for nasty fish-lips Taylor. Camille was her usual unlikable mess, the rest of the ladies, and Andy, were lovely ... as usual.

January 28 2011 at 6:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Marianne

This reunion really showed alot about the women. I cannot believe Kyle She has NOT been the sister who
really thinks before she talks. She is carryng alot of anger. She is the one who threw the match on the gasoline
upon entering the limo. She just embarrassed herself with her tirades. If she even thinks her sister has a
problem, why would she physically and mentally do that?? That was the worse behavior in any woman I have
ever seen. Lisa, sit back and take note.

January 28 2011 at 4:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kathy

Did anyone else feel really uncomfortable watching Taylor "marking her territory" with Kyle and looking over to Kim to gloat?? Worse yet, Kyle did nothing to make her sister feel any better. And Taylor's veiled threats to "go there" with Kim were unforgivable. She knows her weakness and wants to use it against her. Taylor has an anger problem and never admits she is wrong. She thinks if she verbally abuses someone loudly enough, she "wins". Russell might not be the perfect man, but there is definately two sides to that unhappy marriage. Kyle, listen to Lisa. She can usually see things for what they are......and it's not because she's "jelly". When you and Taylor act like that, it only makes you appear to be about as mature as the girls I knew in junior high. Kim, please deal with your demons, whether they are internal or external. Stay strong and stick with it. God bless all of you.

January 28 2011 at 1:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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