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Pauly D. Mimics an Answering Machine and Offers Himself to Snooki If She Can't Find a Man (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Feb 4th 2011 5:20AM
Pauly D., 'Jersey Shore'Once this 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV) phenomenon wears off, Pauly D. may have just secured his new gig. He was so good in his impression of an answering machine that the guy trying to reach Snooki actually started leaving his message.

After Snooki told him not to answer the phone, Pauly did just that. "Thank you for calling the 'Jersey Shore' store," he said in a monotone voice. "We are unable to come to the phone at this time, but leave your name, number and a brief message after the tone, we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Thank you. Bye."

With the girls struggling to stifle their laughter, Snooki's caller started leaving his message apologizing to the diminutive star, but Pauly decided to push it even further.

"For Snooki, press one. For Jenni, press two." He then pretended to connect the guy to the wrong extension before ultimately hanging up on him.

It's okay, though. If things don't work out for Snooki and this guy, Pauly laid an offer out for her as well. "If you can't find a new guy tonight," he said to her. "You can have me."

Only if he does his answering machine voice in the bedroom as well, we say. "For lights on, press one. For lights off, press two ..."

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wsntrmd

JERSEY SHORE IS UTTERLY VULGAR, PUERILE, AND DISGUSTING. IF THIS IS WHAT OUR NATION HAS COME TO, WE ARE IN FOR A VERY POOR CENTURY.

February 04 2011 at 10:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
en32

haha These are hilarious animated images from Jersey Shore's episode 5! The punch to the face is priceless: http://bit.ly/g7e0JO

February 04 2011 at 10:51 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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