Kevin Nealon discussed his awkward first kiss today on 'The Martha Stewart Show' (Weekdays, 10AM on Hallmark). Nealon entered wearing the same giant red wax lips many in the audience were sporting before sitting on Martha's lip-shaped couch.

"How much collagen is in here?" asked the 'Weeds' star. "Somewhere Angelina Jolie is going, 'Where's my lips?'"

Stewart then asked Nealon to tell the story of his first kiss. It happened on a hayride, and Nealon admitted he was very nervous. The ride was almost over, he explained, and it was now or never. He leaned in and closed his eyes, and thought the kiss felt pretty good, but maybe a little weird.

"I didn't realize I was kissing her eye," he said. "I thought she had a moustache, it was her eyebrow. I thought, I didn't see this moustache before. I was so embarrassed afterwards."